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Post: # 8184Post Theadder4
November 3rd, 2017, 9:06 pm

not heard a decent one for ages,post your best jokes here.

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Post: # 8187Post bilthebandit
November 3rd, 2017, 10:23 pm

What flys is very popular with loads of fans and is very very intelligent quite big also high maintenance and a few here have been inside her and a few more would like to!!!!!!

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Post: # 8202Post Theadder4
November 4th, 2017, 11:20 am

ffs bill,still waiting on the punchline

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Post: # 9176Post silverfox46
November 27th, 2017, 4:20 pm

A young American goes on a visit to China, while there he fucks anything with a pulse,
on his return stateside he wakes one morning to find his penis covered in green and purple spots.
This alarms him, so he makes an appointment to see his doctor,who after seeing him declares it's a case of Mongolian Pox! its very rare.
I will have to refer you to a urologist the prognosis is not good,he may have to amputate it as there is no cure.
No fkin way! i demand a 2nd opinion,eventually he finds an old retired chinese doctor and seeks his advice,tells the old boy that they are talking amputation. Ah typical arrays tinkin bout dawwors amewican docctows,say the old chinaman, but i save wour dawwors for woo.
Thank god says the young yank how can you do that?
Now need for operwashun it will fall off in fwee weeks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post: # 9487Post xChippyManx
December 4th, 2017, 1:39 am

Everyone says make up sex is the best, great, all my sex is made up.

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Post: # 9488Post xChippyManx
December 4th, 2017, 1:40 am

My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite.

So I packed her things and left. Bitch

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Post: # 9507Post The-Villan
December 4th, 2017, 10:58 pm

I bought my wife an artifical leg fr Christmas.
Its not her main present, just a stocking filler

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Post: # 9510Post TURBO1
December 5th, 2017, 12:18 am

Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes !!

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Post: # 9514Post Scattysapain
December 5th, 2017, 4:59 am

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Re: jokes An entry found in Elizabeth Fritzl's diary

Post: # 9517Post silverfox46
December 5th, 2017, 2:37 pm

mon/ dad came down to cellar and screwed me
tues/ dad again, this time deep throated me
wed/ dad in cellar once more, dad pounded my wrongun it hurt!
thurs/dad in cellar, hung me up by my tits and wrecked my pussy
fri/ dad with mate in cellar the bastards spit roasted me
sat/ went to a West Ham footy match, wish i had stayed in! :hide: :help:
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Post: # 9518Post Theadder4
December 5th, 2017, 3:34 pm

man says to his wife ,were going fishing,wife says I don't fancy going fishing,
man says look,ime the boss in this house,and I say were going fishing,wife says look I told you I don't fancy it.
man says,i will give you 3 choices,we go fishing,i shag you up the arse,or you give me a blowjob right now.
wife gets on her knees and starts to give him a blow job,after a couple of seconds,she starts spitting wee bits of stuff out her mouth,and says to her man,that tastes like shite,the man says,the dog didn't fancy going fishing either.

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Post: # 9519Post xChippyManx
December 5th, 2017, 4:13 pm

Sorry if this offends anyone but Jimmy Carr cracks me up


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Re: jokes An entry found in Elizabeth Fritzl's diary

Post: # 9520Post Scattysapain
December 5th, 2017, 5:48 pm

silverfox46 wrote:
December 5th, 2017, 2:37 pm
mon/ dad came down to cellar and screwed me
tues/ dad again, this time deep throated me
wed/ dad in cellar once more, dad pounded my wrongun it hurt!
thurs/dad in cellar, hung me up by my tits and wrecked my pussy
fri/ dad with mate in cellar the bastards spit roasted me
sat/ went to a West Ham footy match, wish i had stayed in! :hide: :help:

Whoosh

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Re: jokes An entry found in Elizabeth Fritzl's diary

Post: # 9521Post silverfox46
December 5th, 2017, 6:51 pm

Scattysapain wrote:
December 5th, 2017, 5:48 pm
silverfox46 wrote:
December 5th, 2017, 2:37 pm
mon/ dad came down to cellar and screwed me
tues/ dad again, this time deep throated me
wed/ dad in cellar once more, dad pounded my wrongun it hurt!
thurs/dad in cellar, hung me up by my tits and wrecked my pussy
fri/ dad with mate in cellar the bastards spit roasted me
sat/ went to a West Ham footy match, wish i had stayed in! :hide: :help:

Whoosh
was a famous abuse case in Belgium a few years back scattie, her own father kept her in a cellar for years she even had his baby there, so poking a bit of fun at W/Ham supporters which we have on here.

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Post: # 9798Post Random1002
December 21st, 2017, 6:51 pm

Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns ?
Stirling Moss
Eddie Irvine
Lewis Hamilton
Ayr town centre

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Post: # 9824Post The-Villan
December 23rd, 2017, 8:31 am

It must've been cold the other morning.
I saw a Rumanian with his hands in his own pockets

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Post: # 9842Post silverfox46
December 23rd, 2017, 10:59 pm

most men would like to marry a nymphomaniac...........trouble is the nympho fucks off and your left with the maniac. :hide: :help:

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Post: # 9843Post silverfox46
December 23rd, 2017, 11:05 pm

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Post: # 9844Post T8MML
December 23rd, 2017, 11:27 pm

I was driving home today and saw a guy sitting by the roadside eating grass so pulled over.

“What ya doing mate?”

“I am a Romanian refugee and haven’t eaten for four days”

“Ffs! Tell you what mate jump in the car and I’ll take you home with me”

“Oh,thank you sir, can I bring my wife and six kids please?”

“Fuck off mate - I’ve only got a small lawn!”

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Post: # 9912Post Random1002
December 26th, 2017, 5:14 pm

The two lesbians next door bought me a very nice rolex for Christmas......







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