Lord Farage

[bilthebandit]

Seems Boris offered Nige a peerage to fuk off and not nick his votes Nige ofc refused a Toryboy bribe and only a ordinary peerage huh.

As we have seen Nige has done a deal so whats he getting out of it???? Rumour has it due to his outstanding contribution to the union and his popularity in Scotland he will be made Lord protector of Glasgow or King Nige 1st of Scotland if the Queen and Dougie give their approval.

Fallback position believed to be Reich Marshall of the Toon army.

[tankbuster1]

https://archive.org/details/youtube-9DmCTUH9H4s