What a twat!

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T8MML
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What a twat!

Post: # 30070Post T8MML
February 28th, 2019, 10:10 am

Just watching the news and a locksmith outside Madrid whose business was failing has been going round trying to drum up some business by supergluing the door locks on shops and schools etc.

Clever you would think however he was leaving his business card through each letter box

:)

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Post: # 30071Post Theadder4
February 28th, 2019, 3:40 pm

Knew a plumber who did some thing the same tim.
He was a bit smarter though,would go into pubs and leave his emergency card ( emergrncy plumber,within the hour,day or night)
Couple of months later he would give a couple of guys a hundred quid to go on a pub crawl, only rule was two or three of the pubs they went into,they had to smash the toilet,pubs at different ends of the town,used to make a fortune.
When i was doing up my bathroom,the cauliflower had the cheek to ask me if i wanted him to do the job for me,i told him to fuck off.

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Post: # 30076Post Marky147
February 28th, 2019, 8:01 pm

T8MML wrote:
February 28th, 2019, 10:10 am
Just watching the news and a locksmith outside Madrid whose business was failing has been going round trying to drum up some business by supergluing the door locks on shops and schools etc.

Clever you would think however he was leaving his business card through each letter box

:)
:clap:

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Post: # 30078Post Scuffs
February 28th, 2019, 8:12 pm

A twat yes but you can’t blame him for trying.

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Post: # 30082Post bilthebandit
February 28th, 2019, 10:50 pm

Tho you would approve Tim that's very Toryboyish of him akin to our bankers gambling with other money then ofc being shite players they lose but never fear a few back handers to conservative friends they can then blame Labour and 20 million suckers fall for it every time.

Cameron fuked off to Madrid then???

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Post: # 30091Post T8MML
March 1st, 2019, 12:33 pm

Marky147 wrote:
February 28th, 2019, 8:01 pm
T8MML wrote:
February 28th, 2019, 10:10 am
Just watching the news and a locksmith outside Madrid whose business was failing has been going round trying to drum up some business by supergluing the door locks on shops and schools etc.

Clever you would think however he was leaving his business card through each letter box

:)
:clap:
1.01 landed Marky - Bill managed to get a Tory boy quote into a thread about a locksmith living near Madrid :lol: :lol:

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Post: # 30096Post Marky147
March 1st, 2019, 6:21 pm

T8MML wrote:
March 1st, 2019, 12:33 pm
Marky147 wrote:
February 28th, 2019, 8:01 pm
T8MML wrote:
February 28th, 2019, 10:10 am
Just watching the news and a locksmith outside Madrid whose business was failing has been going round trying to drum up some business by supergluing the door locks on shops and schools etc.

Clever you would think however he was leaving his business card through each letter box

:)
:clap:
1.01 landed Marky - Bill managed to get a Tory boy quote into a thread about a locksmith living near Madrid :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post: # 30115Post Scuffs
March 2nd, 2019, 6:32 am

Marky147 wrote:
March 1st, 2019, 6:21 pm
T8MML wrote:
March 1st, 2019, 12:33 pm
Marky147 wrote:
February 28th, 2019, 8:01 pm


:clap:
1.01 landed Marky - Bill managed to get a Tory boy quote into a thread about a locksmith living near Madrid :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
If he gets banged up I bet he is out before Britain is!

Need to make this thread about brexit too ;-)

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Post: # 30116Post plum11
March 2nd, 2019, 7:30 am

And power nodes …

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Post: # 30118Post T8MML
March 2nd, 2019, 10:56 am

plum11 wrote:
March 2nd, 2019, 7:30 am
And power nodes …
The wizard of odds makes him 3/1 to get a year :)

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