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by bilthebandit
June 23rd, 2019, 10:07 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 154
Views: 2946

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Try the Daily Mail m8 Tim swears by it.
by bilthebandit
June 23rd, 2019, 7:37 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 154
Views: 2946

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Shove ya breakie down ys gullet and lets have a vid you know you want to!!!!!
by bilthebandit
June 23rd, 2019, 12:52 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 154
Views: 2946

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Keep up the good work Rich.


Would also say I was jealous but reckon the heat over there would have me on my back in minutes and the walk to the poker room in the Rio would mean hitching a ride from Marky haha.
by bilthebandit
June 21st, 2019, 1:27 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Just a typical day
Replies: 1
Views: 87

Just a typical day

Big brave toryboy shows how tough he is by assaulting woman.

Honest trustworthy toryboy loses his job!!!! poor fella only made a few errors in his expenses and some wicked whistle-blower grassed him up!!!! how awful for him.

Still everything is hunky dory. :D
by bilthebandit
June 20th, 2019, 10:43 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Boris pulling away
Replies: 8
Views: 162

Re: Boris pulling away

Tim I did !!!!! Stewart lots of times maybe Javid both have a reasonable amount of credibility so I think your being economical with the truth an er er er over sight I am sure. :D :D
by bilthebandit
June 20th, 2019, 7:24 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Boris pulling away
Replies: 8
Views: 162

Re: Boris pulling away

Well its a 2 horse race now after the chief back stabber and biggest wanker got voted off. Boris apparently now to ensure victory has asked Turbo to predict a Jeremy Chunt win to be on the safe side. World leader checklist Trump Boris 1.Racist yup yup 2.Liar yup yup 3.Cheat yup yup 4.competent nope ...
by bilthebandit
June 20th, 2019, 4:50 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Boris pulling away
Replies: 8
Views: 162

Re: Boris pulling away

Tim refuses to condemn the party which has caused misery for millions death for many but and I quote "not really fucked" !!!!!! oh everything is hunky dory my mistake. JC you are pretty much 100% spot on there even one of the Tory rags had a piece effectively saying by back stabbing Stewart it shows...
by bilthebandit
June 19th, 2019, 7:24 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Boris pulling away
Replies: 8
Views: 162

Boris pulling away

Was too much to expect Toryboys to vote for a chap like Stewart who said no tax cuts for the top earners and rich so he lost votes haha. So its 2 cauliflowers and Tanks choice in Javid and ofc the forums fav Boris remaining so going to be fun leading up to Nov. Rory broke the cardinal Tory rule and ...
by bilthebandit
June 17th, 2019, 10:34 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Do you agree or disagree
Replies: 1
Views: 106

Re: Do you agree or disagree

On what

teacher right or wrong???? could be veiwed both ways.


There is more than 2 genders???? obv not but plainly some weird shit can happen causing mixed gender or worse conservatism!!!!
by bilthebandit
June 17th, 2019, 4:07 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: If you were forced to vote
Replies: 13
Views: 185

Re: If you were forced to vote

Not a bigger prick then 4 out of 5 last night Tim you goto admit that.


Anyone dumb enough to believe the shite "we must take care of the batty ppl the kids and the ol feckers" when they have shafted all these for years!!!!!


Luckily Boris is gonna win and you Toryboys deserve him.
by bilthebandit
June 17th, 2019, 12:07 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: If you were forced to vote
Replies: 13
Views: 185

Re: If you were forced to vote

Watched it late last night and my conclusions are. Gove,Complete mememe wanker ,deceptive obv a liar and scumbag of highest order. C unt, Jeremy not far behind Gove ,just leave out the mememe. Abdul, seems reasonable for tory boy. Rabb, you serious haha what a moron. Rory Stewart, prob the winner la...
by bilthebandit
June 16th, 2019, 10:44 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: If you were forced to vote
Replies: 13
Views: 185

Re: If you were forced to vote

Alf Garnett


If Alf not available Benjamin Netanyahu might be looking for a new post an honourable trustworthy tory if ever I saw one.
by bilthebandit
June 15th, 2019, 2:38 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Negreanu's Vlogs
Replies: 17
Views: 364

Re: Negreanu's Vlogs

Hes prob happy having a dozen rebuys if it gives him a big stack similar to the ol laddies leaderboard. Saw Wildrick have about 20 rebuys in a 2 buck game b4 he muffed a stack then sat on it haha.
by bilthebandit
June 14th, 2019, 11:44 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Brexit
Replies: 638
Views: 36615

Re: Brexit

It was Foxy your bang on there but a tad late now after the pathetic negotiations have been concluded and the Tories bluffs have been called.Reckon the EU would fold if Boris says ALLIN I reckon they call with any picture.
by bilthebandit
June 14th, 2019, 11:41 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Russia's sexiest poker
Replies: 3
Views: 149

Re: Russia's sexiest poker

First class degree in engineering or summat but daft enough to piss about with leccy in the bathroom!!!!! damn shame she learned the hard way.
by bilthebandit
June 13th, 2019, 8:07 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Brexit
Replies: 638
Views: 36615

Re: Brexit

Tim being a typical Boris Boy being economical with the truth!!!! Maggie missed my milk by 1 year I think haha
by bilthebandit
June 13th, 2019, 4:37 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Brexit
Replies: 638
Views: 36615

Re: Brexit

Your batty if ya want no deal tbh m8 will fuk country up bigtime except for the top 2% ofc which is why these scumbag toryboys are pushing for it. Ok wont make much dif to you or me but the younger folk gonna get royally fuked over AGAIN. NHS be sold off effectively by these wankers to trouser a few...
by bilthebandit
June 13th, 2019, 2:00 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Brexit
Replies: 638
Views: 36615

Re: Brexit

Woohoo Boris hammering the opposition.

A true blue Toryboy who personifies the nature of conservatism albeit a fella with a quirky sense of humour.


So we may have an honest trustworthy capable dignified leader on both sides of the pond and both typical conservatives!!!!! will please some.
by bilthebandit
June 12th, 2019, 8:40 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A great leader
Replies: 17
Views: 468

Re: A great leader

Maybe he will take after someone way way more a deceptive liar ,thief and all round evil fecker and start making St Francis of Assisi speeches.

Hes deffo a likeable chap and I would say more honest that most of his party members.


GL Boris the country is behind you!!!!
by bilthebandit
June 12th, 2019, 3:53 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A great leader
Replies: 17
Views: 468

Re: A great leader

See your man Boris came out of hiding to fail to answer questions.

Must say looking forwards to PM Boris first Toryboy leader in years whos not a total scumbag and fair dos unlike the others he didn't come out with all the back stabbing crap the tories are reknown for.
by bilthebandit
June 11th, 2019, 7:12 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A great leader
Replies: 17
Views: 468

Re: A great leader

Boris as been conspicuous by his absence lately !!!!

No Tim surely not .

Boris shacking up with Diane ffs tho she had higher standards.
by bilthebandit
June 11th, 2019, 11:34 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Party political broadcast from green party
Replies: 2
Views: 85

Re: Party political broadcast from green party

Gonna be a few going against the whip py.


Conservatives like the idea as they don't like others having any lolly.


Yours the best pun so far tho Foxy
by bilthebandit
June 11th, 2019, 12:52 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Party political broadcast from green party
Replies: 2
Views: 85

Party political broadcast from green party

We are going to ban ice cream vans!!!!!

You can fuk right off would sooner vote tory!!!!!
by bilthebandit
June 10th, 2019, 5:48 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: What would you do ?
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: What would you do ?

Each has their own way of dealing with things so if someone objects fuk em. The ol guilt trip thing is pretty well par for the course,we all think we should have done this or that better or more often ect ect but its all bollox as a rule and if you didn't care you would not feel guilty and deffo not...
by bilthebandit
June 7th, 2019, 2:53 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Winston churchill
Replies: 14
Views: 267

Re: Winston churchill

I actually have, 2012 I had the pleasure of spending 11 nights there with you, you're a close 2nd to Churchill although you're a much bigger cauliflower !!! I can’t recall Churchill saying “we shall meet them by the pool, we shall meet them by the bar, we shall never go without a steak and we shall...
by bilthebandit
June 6th, 2019, 11:38 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Winston churchill
Replies: 14
Views: 267

Re: Winston churchill

Good one from him went along the lines of.

Woman to Churchill
You are a drunken slob

His reply
Yes madam you are prob right but you are also ugly. However when I awake tomorrow I shall be sober alas when you awake you will still be ugly.
by bilthebandit
June 6th, 2019, 1:34 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Winston churchill
Replies: 14
Views: 267

Re: Winston churchill

Strong and stable like Maggie yup but not corrupt like her and most of the present lot and he was widely popular and never tried to ruin part of the country to benefit his friends hence the hatred towards her. Unlike the vast majority of his peers also he had balls and would have been in the first w...
by bilthebandit
June 6th, 2019, 10:56 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Winston churchill
Replies: 14
Views: 267

Re: Winston churchill

Yup for a Liberal he had extreme views on a few things and could swing from the left on one subject to the right on another and if he was around now would get more bad coverage than Trump ,tommy the tit and half this scumbag gov put together.However he could speak write and perform vastly better tha...
by bilthebandit
June 5th, 2019, 8:03 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: There I was...
Replies: 6
Views: 185

Re: There I was...

Did the secret service bend you over for a full body search m8?????
by bilthebandit
June 5th, 2019, 8:01 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: It’s gonna be quiet around here
Replies: 2
Views: 158

Re: It’s gonna be quiet around here

Don't sweat on it Tim Tank will tell you how to get round it.