I think I've had the virus and my cough is finally going. I wonder if its ok to go back to normal now?

The way to get rid of this virus which I think, but will never know if I had, is to inject everyone with it tomorrow. survival of the fittest...

Went shopping today in my normal calm fashion.

Ridiculous number of selfish panic buying morons out in force. What is wrong with these idiots? Were they never taught how to share?

Did anyone else have the winner of the 1st?

Marky147 wrote: ↑

March 12th, 2020, 11:32 pm

Stick to Corsas, Turbo.

It's Audis now! If I ever make it back to work!

If we want to totally eradicate this horrible disease from our country then we need to inject everyone in the Uk with it and three weeks later no more problem!

I've been off work since Tuesday nasty chest cough and temperature.

Finally after nearly four years our dispute ended well yesterday and everyone got their fair share.

RIP Auntie!

fortunately I could get up to shit! got the all clear last Thursday and going back to work on Thursday this week which is going to hurt!

In for a checkup today.

So I had a routine eye test booked for new years eve. I duly attended and explained to the optician that I wasn't seeing very well out of my left eye which over the previous week had deteriorated to what I can only describe as half moon cloudy vision. After my optician appointment they discovered th...

wp mush

calella wrote: ↑

August 2nd, 2019, 7:33 pm

For someone who followed Jim Crowley, I find this hilarious.

Anyway I'm off to Hamilton Races tomorrow so some of your best tips please guys.

Crowleys only had two winners today how's moore doing?

Marky147 wrote: ↑

August 2nd, 2019, 5:36 pm

Turbo clearly backed Ryan Moore today.

I never back the useless twat!

Ryan Moore clearly the worst jockey in the world...

Ball breaker e/w 11.0

The way forward is simple. 1) give tax credits to people who don't breed. 2) minimum wage £15 per hour maximum wage £50 per hour. 3) everyone learns to share. 4)Tax buy to let to death. 5)Mortgages 3 times annual salary 25 yrs max 6)Proper pension provision for all 7)Cease immigration, Britain is fu...

Tory who would you choose as leader?

She's gold each way 20/1

Theadder4 wrote: ↑

June 5th, 2019, 8:49 pm

It all seems a bit unbelievable,but was willing to give you the benifit of the doubt, that it may have happened ,untill you clamed you had a bird

We're kind of part time which works well!

No but during the 50th anniversary ofd day I was living by the common in a flat and going to work on a sunday morning at about 9.30. I opened the front door and there was an american storm trooper standing outside with a large gun. He told me to wait until the president, Bill Clinton, had gone by be...

Driving home from the Girlfriends and I decided to pop into the local tesco express. As I went in, theresa may drove by and as I came out Donald Trump drove by.

Home now and a Red Arrow just flew straight over my house noisy fucker...

AAAARRGGGH wp Sunderland

I just passed the Sunderland coach on the way home. Tank we're going to cook you!

Carnage coming up...

Woods is a sullen friendless prima donna. Not bad at golf but Faldo in his prime would have eaten him alive on a proper course...

tammy wynette 8.0

and meanwhile the tories have had nearly three years to organise leaving and have totally failed to! Labour are the opposition and the opposition are supposed to oppose...

No we beat Sunderland! The two biggest clubs outside the premier league clashed and the right team won!

The Scum had a lucky win v's brighton yesterday!

Another trophy for the South coasts most successful team!