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by T8MML
July 16th, 2019, 1:33 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Party poker
Replies: 6
Views: 141

Re: Party poker

New party poker strapline

“We go down more often than a $10 hooker in Vegas - and we swallow your money without spitting any back!”
by T8MML
July 15th, 2019, 10:49 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Makes you proud to be British
Replies: 18
Views: 171

Re: Makes you proud to be British

And the ball never crossed the line in 1966!
by T8MML
July 14th, 2019, 10:05 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Makes you proud to be British
Replies: 18
Views: 171

Re: Makes you proud to be British

In the immortal words of Raphael "Cricket? Nobody understands cricket, you need to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket" Poncy sport, made for ponces, played by ponces. Got to agree but it’s a lot better than lobbing a lump of stone down a frozen strip and running behind with a load of broo...
by T8MML
July 14th, 2019, 9:58 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Makes you proud to be British
Replies: 18
Views: 171

Re: Makes you proud to be British

In the immortal words of Raphael "Cricket? Nobody understands cricket, you need to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket" Poncy sport, made for ponces, played by ponces. I am with ya on that, but... How about a game of Super Overs??? Super overs from start to finish. I might actually watch t...
by T8MML
July 14th, 2019, 8:54 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Makes you proud to be British
Replies: 18
Views: 171

Re: Makes you proud to be British

Marky147 wrote:
July 14th, 2019, 8:43 pm
In before Marlon tells you Hamilton isn't British.
And the guy who bowled the winning over is from Bardados and doesn’t eat cheese!
by T8MML
July 13th, 2019, 8:00 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Latest Poker Bot destroys top players!
Replies: 2
Views: 64

Re: Latest Poker Bot destroys top players!

Looks like they have made a pokerbot capable of beating the worlds best players! [url]https://www.dailyherald.com/business/20190713/ruthless-superhuman-poker-playing-computer-program-makes-elite-players-fold[/url Pretty scare considering there are poker bots available right now to use on a poker si...
by T8MML
July 13th, 2019, 3:25 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A BRIT leading the Main Event
Replies: 16
Views: 190

Re: A BRIT leading the Main Event

It's poor etiquette, however you dress it up. Should have honoured the action, and sold more at greater mark-up, if that's what he wanted to do. +1 mate. Evidently he gave them $30 as compo for interest lost at the bank. Fair enough if he changed his mind but the backer had already backed him for n...
by T8MML
July 13th, 2019, 10:16 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A BRIT leading the Main Event
Replies: 16
Views: 190

Re: A BRIT leading the Main Event

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=55243125&postcount=4639 Name: Nick Marchington Screen name PokerStars: Bot35 We bought action with Nick for the 10% of the $5000 6-max WSOP at 1.1 ($550) and 10 % WSOP 10k Main event at 1.2 for ($1200). We sent him $1750 on PokerStars on June 4th an...
by T8MML
June 27th, 2019, 9:46 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 268
Views: 8390

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Short version :D And busto... open JJ for 30k mp1 btn calls playing about 800k and bb calls flop 468r BB checks - I bet 60 into 120 - btn shoves - bb folds - I call and T7dd gets there on 5 turn. For a just under a milly... Cheers for the rail, guys. Great fun, and back in the chair at 10am tomorro...
by T8MML
June 24th, 2019, 2:17 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 268
Views: 8390

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Shit 3rd game all round. And a couple have said videos are too long so I will be cutting them right down now. Easy to do when you get days like this... fqU91Vlk6_Y Who said videos to long? Don’t fookin watch em if you’ve more pressing matters to attend to Says he who doesn’t watch videos for more t...
by T8MML
June 23rd, 2019, 10:32 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 268
Views: 8390

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

[/quote] Unlucky Liz, sickness at its finest On the plus side, the few tunes during the vlog a super touch Keep the faith And just when you think your running bad, think what poor Tim wakes up to most mornings :hide: [/quote] Rosie Palm and her five lovely daughters mate, she’s kips in the spare roo...
by T8MML
June 20th, 2019, 9:07 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Boris pulling away
Replies: 8
Views: 340

Re: Boris pulling away

Well its a 2 horse race now after the chief back stabber and biggest wanker got voted off. Boris apparently now to ensure victory has asked Turbo to predict a Jeremy Chunt win to be on the safe side. World leader checklist Trump Boris 1.Racist yup yup 2.Liar yup yup 3.Cheat yup yup 4.competent nope...
by T8MML
June 20th, 2019, 1:56 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Boris pulling away
Replies: 8
Views: 340

Re: Boris pulling away

Of all the brilliant people in the world, what do we end up with? Trump, Johnson, Corbyn, Abbott. Stewart the only sensible one was quickly despatched. Johnson is a liar, 3 times he got sacked for that, kid with another woman whilst still married, refuses to say how many kids he has. When Mayor of ...
by T8MML
June 19th, 2019, 10:07 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 268
Views: 8390

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Dicie wrote:
June 19th, 2019, 7:44 pm
T8MML wrote:
June 19th, 2019, 6:40 pm
Anybody else reading Tony’s post about pool days thinking “there’s a bloke who didn’t get his end away last night!” ? :) :)

Your delighted with nights like that............ :hide:
Only when the wife is at home
by T8MML
June 19th, 2019, 6:40 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 268
Views: 8390

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Anybody else reading Tony’s post about pool days thinking “there’s a bloke who didn’t get his end away last night!” ? :) :)
by T8MML
June 17th, 2019, 4:37 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: If you were forced to vote
Replies: 13
Views: 413

Re: If you were forced to vote

He may well win Bill but it’s the country that gets him - wp everyone who helped, inc all the idiots that hadn't got a clue how to take advantage of this debacle!
by T8MML
June 17th, 2019, 3:28 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: If you were forced to vote
Replies: 13
Views: 413

Re: If you were forced to vote

It’s genuinely hard to pick any of these and thank fk the oppo is in total disarray to take advantage. Quite like what I see of Rory but can’t help thinking I bet he’s been over the apple barrel a few times.

And btw Boris is a prick, or have I already said that?
by T8MML
June 16th, 2019, 2:08 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Negreanu's Vlogs
Replies: 27
Views: 815

Re: Negreanu's Vlogs

Talking of Ivey - where is he? Not seen a mention of him, Dwan and a few others as the updates call them “notables”. Negreanu stops him in a corridor in one of the Vlogs. What a totally dismissive knob Ivey is. Charisma of a porcupine. Not watched any of them mate, his rapid blinking gets on my tit...
by T8MML
June 16th, 2019, 11:05 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Negreanu's Vlogs
Replies: 27
Views: 815

Re: Negreanu's Vlogs

Talking of Ivey - where is he? Not seen a mention of him, Dwan and a few others as the updates call them “notables”.
by T8MML
June 15th, 2019, 3:48 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Negreanu's Vlogs
Replies: 27
Views: 815

Re: Negreanu's Vlogs

There’s always an issue between that fat inbred red neck Deeb and somebody Dicie - it’s all that testosterone build up that he can’t shoot up his sister while he’s away from the trailer camp.

Fair play though even Mother Teresa would find it hard not to smack Negreanu fully in the gob!
by T8MML
June 15th, 2019, 12:07 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Tyson Fury
Replies: 21
Views: 670

Re: Tyson Fury

What’s it called? Snatch? ;)
by T8MML
June 14th, 2019, 2:49 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Russia's sexiest poker
Replies: 3
Views: 251

Re: Russia's sexiest poker

I bet that made those puppies jiggle!
by T8MML
June 13th, 2019, 8:26 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Brexit
Replies: 638
Views: 41251

Re: Brexit

bilthebandit wrote:
June 13th, 2019, 8:07 pm
Tim being a typical Boris Boy being economical with the truth!!!! Maggie missed my milk by 1 year I think haha
I’m about as close to being a Boris boy as you are to being a Corbyn Cronie - oh wait a minute I’m way behind
by T8MML
June 13th, 2019, 5:23 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: Brexit
Replies: 638
Views: 41251

Re: Brexit

Ignore Bill Foxy, he’s still bitter about Maggie nicking his milk at school which meant his teeth had fallen out by the time he could afford a steak!
by T8MML
June 12th, 2019, 6:35 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A great leader
Replies: 17
Views: 694

Re: A great leader

See your man Boris came out of hiding to fail to answer questions. Must say looking forwards to PM Boris first Toryboy leader in years whos not a total scumbag and fair dos unlike the others he didn't come out with all the back stabbing crap the tories are reknown for. Please do not refer to him as...
by T8MML
June 12th, 2019, 9:23 am
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD
Replies: 268
Views: 8390

Re: VEGAS 2019 REPORTING THREAD

Nice but no $$$ back That’s a typical yank reply “we apologise” “we apologise “ blah blah. Might as well finish it off with “now fuck off we’re busy” I had to go to LA on business a few years back. It was for an exhibition. I booked and paid three months in advance but after a twelve hour flight an...
by T8MML
June 11th, 2019, 7:58 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A great leader
Replies: 17
Views: 694

Re: A great leader

bilthebandit wrote:
June 11th, 2019, 7:12 pm
Boris as been conspicuous by his absence lately !!!!

No Tim surely not .

Boris shacking up with Diane ffs tho she had higher standards.
Boris liked a bit of powder so in the top three. Only JC and a blind, deaf warthog will have climbed on DA and latter feigned a headache :)
by T8MML
June 11th, 2019, 4:55 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: A great leader
Replies: 17
Views: 694

Re: A great leader

Here you go Bill



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by T8MML
June 10th, 2019, 7:46 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: What would you do ?
Replies: 21
Views: 774

Re: What would you do ?

Just to lighten the mood a minute. Back in 2007 Skalie and I used to swap %ages or now and again I would back him as it’s well known he was up against it. I planned to go to Vegas for the WSOP but cried off because my mum was under the doc for tests and all pointed towards the big c. The day I shou...
by T8MML
June 10th, 2019, 6:00 pm
Forum: THE NEW LOUNGE!
Topic: What would you do ?
Replies: 21
Views: 774

Re: What would you do ?

Just to lighten the mood a minute. Back in 2007 Skalie and I used to swap %ages or now and again I would back him as it’s well known he was up against it. I planned to go to Vegas for the WSOP but cried off because my mum was under the doc for tests and all pointed towards the big c. The day I shoul...